[Verse]
You ought to get your hair cut
It's getting awfully hippie-like
The barber closes soon
You better make it zippy like a Cheetah sporting some Adidas
So you run from here to there
As the wind blows through your hair
Suddenly you stop
Perhaps you like your mop
Now we've got to know
Do you chop it off, or do you scoff and let it grow?

[Chop or Grow?]