[Storyline]
You run right out the door
And over to the hospital into the waiting room
Which looks just like a mosh pit full of bleeders
Flipping through a Reader's Digest
You queue up in line, behind some guy who broke his spine
Later in the story, your doctor is Hugh Laurie
Well, you've gotta laugh
Should he fix your head, or should you get his autograph?

[Fix Head or Autograph]