Sung to the tune of LeChuck Is Dumb:

Guybrush Threepwood's enem-ay
L-E-C-H-U-C-K
Everyone knows his first name, but
Guybrush knows his last
Brothers they are or cousins at least
But now LeChuck is half deceased
And Guybrush tells himself it's in the past
...
Somehow in this midst of this
Guybrush gets all young again
Somehow this seemed out of place
So Guybrush broke the spell
Yeah
Guybrush broke that spell
And from the curse he fell
Yup
And from the curse he fell
...
Guybrush didn't get too far
Ent in a bumper car
Looking round for the North Star
He heard a cannon noise
Then a soft familliar voice
Then he heard LeChuck