Hey Max?
Max?
Max?

Me!
Me!
Me!

Max!
Me!
(Repeat)

Me!
Max! Little buddy....

Sam, either termites are burrowing through my skull or one of us is thinking

Oooops. Oh, yeah

Max, where should we put this so it doesnt hurt anyone we know or care about?
Out the window, Sam. Theres nothing but strangers out there

Me!
Max!
(Repeat)
Youre such an adorable urchin, Max

I hope there was nobody on that bus...
Nobody we know, at least

Cash. Never leave home without it
Yeah. We may need it to bribe slippery government officials

Hey Max?
Max?
Max?

Me! Me! Me!

Max?
Me!
(Repeat)

Hey Max! Hey
Me!
(Repeat)

Its a platinum record Bumpus got for "Lets Drink Beer and Shoot Things."

Its a gold record for Bumpuss "Heavens Just Like Texas Except That Theres No Taxes."
Conroys first 8-track tape, "Flushed down the Toilet of Love."

Its a gold record for Conroys runaway hit, "Broken-Hearted Roadkill on the Highway of Romance."

Oh, the platinum record Conroy got for his all-time hit, "Smile When You Say That, You RocknRollin Wimp."

Bumpus got this gold record for "Daddys Two-Steppin in his Two Foot Grave."

Its hard to believe that he sold a million of "Tobacco Spit Blues."

Its a gold record for Conroys breakthrough hit, "Two-Fisted Beer-Drinkin Gun-Totin Hard-Lovin Fast-Drivin Country-Western Liverpuddlian."

Im impressed

Hey Sam?
Hey what?
(Repeat)

Hey Sam?
What?
Im ripe with anticipation
I thought I smelled something
Thats gross, Sam

Okay...Im over the shock now
Im not. But Im sure my gentle naivete will survive
Well, bye