Neil Cicierega
HUSSIEQUEST
[Intro: Singers, Narrator (Spoken), Dark, Ominous Voice (Spoken)]
Ha, who are we kidding?
He never sleeps
Andrew Hussie, 'drew Hussie
Will you ever survive the next update?

[Verse 1]
Kill off John (Like a boss)
Kill off Jade (Like a boss)
Kill off Rose (Like a boss)
Kill off Dave (Like a boss)
Kill Karkat (Like a boss)
Kill Tavros (Like a boss)
Kill Vriska (Like a boss)
Kill off Bro (Like a boss)

[Bridge]
Yo, the name's Hussie, people call me "The Huss"
My first name is Andrew, but that's rarely discussed
I'mma rap for you (Oh), and if you're not impressed (Unh)
It's okay because I'm whiter than Doc Scratch text
It's a good week if I can squeeze in a shower
'Cause you people cry if I don't update every few hours
And if by some miracle I get spare time
I'll be macking on Vriska 'cause that girl so fine
Got OTPs? (Oh) I'll sink all your ships (Yeah)
With a smile all the while on my massive lips
I've got some sort of weird infatuation with horses
Got chakras as blitzed as my linguistic forces
Got all of the irons in the fire, all of them
And all of the breadsticks at Olive Garden
I lurk outside of caves with a Toblerone
And I don't wanna hear your questions, so just leave me alone
[Verse 2]
Kill Sollux (Like a boss)
Kill Lil' Cal (Like a boss)
Kill Eridan (Like a boss)
Kill Terezi (Like a boss)
Kill Equius (Like a boss)
Kill Kanaya (Like a boss)
Kill Sassacre (Like a boss)
Kill Feferi (Like a boss)

[Outro: Dark, Ominous Voice]
Andrew Hussie, An-da-rew Hussie
Andrew Hussie, An-da-rew Hussie
Andrew Hussie, An-da-rew Hussie
An-da-rew Hussie, An-da-rew Hussie
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An-da-rew Hussie, An-da-rew Hussie (Adrien Brody, Adrien Brody)
An-da-rew Hussie, An-da-rew Hussie (Adrien Brody, Adrien Brody)
An-da-rew Hussie, An-da-rew Hussie (Adrien Brody, Adrien Brody)
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He kills off everyone (Adrien Brody, Adrien Brody)
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Then eats a Toblerone (Adrien Brody, Adrien Brody)
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Goes down to The Olive Garden (Adrien Brody, Adrien Brody)
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To make out with Rufio (Adrien Brody, Adrien Brody)
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An-da-rew Hussie, An-da-rew Hussie (Adrien Brody, Adrien Brody)
An-da-rew Hussie, An-da-rew Hussie (Adrien Brody, Adrien Brody)
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An-da-rew Hussie, An-da-rew Hussie (Adrien Brody, Adrien Brody)
Hussie