Neil Cicierega
Haircut (Pt. 4.2)
[Storyline]
"Would you be so kind?"
You timidly request
If he wouldn't mind
To autograph your breast
Laurie signs with grace
Then he draws a happy face
Quickly with no delay
You put it up on eBay
But to no success
Your auction gets removed
eBay says that you violated their terms of service
Oh no!