Neil Cicierega
He Can Be
[Intro to "Kiss From a Rose"]
[Intro to "Everybody Dance Now"]
Yeah, Dude
Ugh ugh!

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
Oh-wa-ah-ah-ah!
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Ugh ugh!

Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the (Bow-ch-bow-bow!)
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the backstreets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow

Hey now you'rе an All Star get your game on, go play
Hey now you'rе a Rock Star get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
[Solo from "You Can Call Me Al"]
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now but wait 'til you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire, how about yours?
That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored

Hey now you're an All Star get your game on, go play
Hey now you're a Rock Star get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

What that stand for? (Men in black)
What that stand for? (Men in black)
What that stand for? (Men in black)
What that stand for? (Men in black)
Uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and
What that stand for? (Men in black)
What that stand for? (Men in black)

Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo (Uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and)
Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo (Uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and)
Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo (Uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and)
Doo-doo-doo (Uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and)
Somebody once asked "Could I spare some change for gas?
I need to get myself away from this place"
I said "Yep, what a concept
I could use a little fuel myself
And we could all use a little change!" (It's the potty power!)

Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the backstreets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow (wicky wicky)

Hey now you're an All Star get your game on, go play
Hey now you're a Rock Star get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

I want something else to get me through this
Semi-charmed kind of life, baby, baby
I want something else
I'm not listening when you say
Goodbye
WOW WOW

When I roll into the WOW WOW
When I stroll into the WOW WOW
When I bounce into the WOW WOW
Let's go, Sisqo
[We're goin' straight to
The Wild West
We're goin' straight to
The Wow Wow, Wow Wow]

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