Ron Weasley: Wizard treats!

Harry Potter: Wizard treats!

Ron Weasley: A great big pile of enchanted sweets!

Harry Potter: Goblin skittles!

Ron Weasley: Caramel owls!

Harry Potter: What a delight to fill my jowls with wizard treats!

Ron Weasley: Wizard treats!

Harry Potter: Lollipops made from dragon meat!

Ron Weasley: Unicorn twizzlers!

Harry Potter: Cornelius Fudge!

Ron Weasley: For the first time every we’ll gain some pudge from-

Both: Wizard treats!

(Instrumental brеak)
Ron Weasley: Wizard treats!

Harry Pottеr: Wizard treats!

Ron Weasley: Marzipan shaped like Dumbledore’s feet!

Harry Potter: What a delicious candy rat!

Ron Weasley: That was my pet...

Harry Potter: Well, fancy that!

Harry Potter: Wizard treats!

Ron Weasley: Wizard treats!

Harry Potter: A candy heart that really beats!

Ron Weasley: Gillyweed taffy!

Harry Potter: Pixie sticks!

Ron Weasley: I’d do anything to get my ficks on wizard treats!

Harry Potter: Wizard treats!
Ron Weasley: I’d sell my kidneys on the streets!

Harry Potter: I’d sell Ron’s kidneys on the streets!

Both: Anything for wizard treats!

Ron Weasley: Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans.

Harry Potter: More flavours than your wildest dreams!

Ron Weasley: This one’s pickle!

Harry Potter: Ooh, pecan!

Ron Weasley: I got peppermint!

Harry Potter: Good one, Ron.

Harry Potter: Hey, I got waffles!

Ron Weasley: Collared greens!

Harry Potter: This one actually tastes like beans!

Ron Weasley: This one’s dog hair!
Harry Potter: I got stale bread.

Ron Weasley: This one tastes like traces of lead.

Harry Potter: This one’s dirt!

Ron Weasley: This one’s spit!

Harry Potter: This one tastes like a pile of... bricks.

Ron Weasley: Wizard treats!

Harry Potter: Wizard treats!

Ron Weasley: Wizard treats!

Harry Potter: Wizard treats!

Hermione Granger: Could you please stop singing about Wizard Treats? I'm trying to read the work of English poet John Keats.

Ron Weasley: Wizard treats!

Harry Potter: Wizard treats!

Ron Weasley: Wizard treats!

Both: Wizard treats! Wizard treats!

(Random noises with a mixture of Harry saying his name over and over again, both of them saying ”Wizard treats!”, and Harry saying, “Give me those treats!”)

Both: Wizard treats! Wizard treats!

Hermione Granger: This is tax deductibles that will save your receipts!

Harry Potter: Good one, Hermione.