Jaws, the shark, a-lurking in the dark
Of the depths of the sea, one day on a lark
Decides to get rowdy, get real violent
Takes a vay-cay out to Amity Island

Sunshine, lotion, fun in the sun
Blood in the ocean, everybody run!
'Cause it's crazy how few fucks this shark gives
He'll eat naked ladies! He'll eat little kids!
Oh no!

But the one thing keeping the community safe
Is a guy named Brody and his pal Richard Dreyfuss
Jaws don't know that a storm's gonna come
He just wants everyone to be his chum!
(Get it?)

The mayor don't care if the townsfolk die
He doesn't wanna spoil the fourth of July
He's like, "Everyone cool it, and go for a swim!"
But holy shit, here comes that fin!

Singing Jaws is here!
Here is Jaws!
(He is a shark without a cause)
He was in a movie, you should watch it, it's called Jaws
Jaws is here!
Here is Jaws!
(He is a shark who fights the law)
He was in a movie that everyone saw
My trains, uh
My trains, uh
I got small ones, tiny little trains
I come down here just to get away

A motherfucker said shit about my trains
(He was a shark without a cause)
Might as well took a shit on my brain, 'cause I went insane
(He was in a movie, you should watch it, it's called Jaws)
I laid track on his ass with a styrofoam bat
(Jaws is dead! Ah-ah-ah)
The president never did let me back after that, shit!
(Long live Jaws! Ah-ah-ah)
I said "Fuck you, who the fuck needs a punk-ass choo choo anywho?"
(He was a shark who fought the law)

(He was in a movie that everyone saw)
My trains, uh
(He was in a movie that everyone saw)
My trains, uh
(He was in a movie that everyone saw)
Jaws is dead!