Stan's the man with a plan
To make this crummy backwards town and make it grand
He's got ethics sure enough
He's electable and all that stuff
Stan, Stan, Stan, he's the man
When you cast your precious vote
Just remember Stan's great quote, "Vote for me"
What a brilliant mind
Truly Stan's the man
His platform's not a sham
So give him a hand
And we'll be fine once again the sun will shine
Stanley Pines, he's the candidate