Well, I would like to say Merry Christmas to Alora
And if you were Jewish I could rhyme that with menorah
I thought of some presents, like five Jackie Chan dolls
A brand new computer, or Fabio's manballs
But I'm a cheap bastard, so I made you a song
With a Flash animation of Mario in a thong
Your birthday is soon, but too close to Christmas
So you won't get anything! (Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!)

I know you'll have a very Merry Christmas, yes I do
Cause Santa says he has a very special gift for you!

(Ho ho ho!)
(Mamma mia!)
(Woaaaaah-)