I'm the Misery Meister, master of the mean
I’m a mad old miserable malice machine
Melancholy mayhem, I don't mind
But merriment and mirth are march maligned
You meddling morons and mangy old mutt
Will be made into mincemeat, that's what

[two minutes later]

Marvelous monophonic device
And the best played plan of men and mice