[Verse 1]
Old Godzilla was fuckin' around
Tokyo City like a big playground
When suddenly Batman jizzed from the shade
And hit Godzilla with a bat cumspray
Godzilla got laid and began to fuck back
But didn't expect to be fucked by Shaq
Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Lube
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue
And he started sucking off Shaquille O'Neal
In the back seat of the Batmobile
Before they could make it back to Aaron's love shack
Abraham Lincoln teabagged his sack
Took a nine-inch vibrator out of his hat
And blew Batman
Then he ran out of rubbers and he ran away
Because Optimus Prime came on Batman's face

[Chorus]
This is the ultimate orgy of homosexuality
Good guys and bad guys with dildos as far as the eye can see
There's quite a lot of fellatio and much sodomy
This is the ultimate orgy of homosexuality

[Verse 2]
Godzilla took a shit on Optimus Prime
Like Scruff McGruff shit all over crime
And then Shaq came back covered in Godzilla's scat
Then Jackie Chan jacked off and nutted on his back
And Batman was flaccid and trying to get horny
So he thought of an armadillo named Corey
But suddenly something caught his eye and he licked
Indiana Jones' thirteen-inch dick
Then he took Godzilla from behind
Reached around for his cock which he just couldn't find
Then Batman squirted and he shot and he missed
And penetrated Jackie Chan with his fist
Then he jumped in the air and he gave the peace sign
As Abraham Lincoln tried to sixty-nine
With Optimus Prime, and they both got some
Then they all got showered in Care Bear cum
[Chorus]
This is the ultimate orgy of homosexuality
Good guys and bad guys with dildos as far as the eye can see
It's gayer than Brokeback Mountain, I think you would agree
This is the ultimate orgy

[Bridge]
Cue porno music, a funky jive chorus
Down from the heavens came naked Chuck Norris
Who discovered a dick as hard as bones
Attached to the crotch of Indiana Jones
He bent over on the ground, smiling with glee
As Batman changed into Ron Jeremy
But Chuck saw through this clever disguise
And buried Batman's face in between his thighs

[Verse 3]
Then Gandalf the Pimp and Gandalf the Ho
Matt Damon and the guys from Mr. Show
And Benito Mussolini and his big weenie
And Tony Curtis in a pink bikini
RoboCop, The Terminator, William Shatner, Ralph Nader
Lo Pan, Peter Pan, every male Power Ranger
Keanu Reeves and Bill S. Preston
Spock, The Rock, and Charlton Heston
Came outta nowhere lightning fast
And they all fucked Norris in his cowboy ass
It was the greatest bukkake that the world ever saw
Making Japanese men stare in total awe
The sex went on for a century
Many cocks were sucked, but eventually
A champion stood, all the girls got wetter:
Mr. Rogers in a cum-stained sweater
[Chorus]
This is the ultimate orgy of homosexuality
Hot chicks and bad girls with strap-ons as far as the eye can see
Tits and vaginas and coming, all continuously
This is the ultimate orgy (One great big lesbian orgy)
This is the ultimate orgy (I think I'll jerk off again now)
This is the ultimate orgy of homosexuality