[Neil]
Hey you, sit down and listen
Don't be flippant and don't be dismissin'
Think you're a flash encyclopedia?
Eating, breathing Macromedia?

Think you're cool saying "All your base"
Get that Xiao Xiao out of my face
You gotta be kidding me with that crap
Animutation's where it's at!

Nine out of ten sociopaths agree
You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi
From the Moch to the Rie to the Pee to the Wee
Just take it from me, MC NC
You won't believe your eyes, you'll go insane
I mean, what's up with that plastic plane?
You're an idiot if you disagree
You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi

If you got the time, go grab a pen
And watch that thing again and again
Try to figure it out, what does it mean?
What's the significance of Mr. Bean?

Does anybody know of any takers?
What's up with all the broken pacemakers?
The world is full of speculation
But nobody cracks this Animutation
Nine out of ten sociopaths agree
You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi
You're an idiot if you disagree
Just take it from MC NC
You won't believe your eyes, you'll go insane
I mean, what's up with that plastic plane?
From the Moch to the Rie to the Pee to the Wee
You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi

1! 2! 3! Hit it!

[Aaron]
Wakeman is biased, like a household appliance
Hello Kitty and McGruff have an unholy alliance
Science is brutal and it cuts like a knife
Not even Obi-Wan can save the yodel of life

Your name is Bob, you're my heart-throb
I lost my job when I got fired
By a guy named Farchie, he was full of starch
He smelled like an orangutan's old apartment

Found a hobo in my room
What do I do?
He looks dead
Full of lead
Bleeding red onto my bedspread
And he also seems to be missing his head
Why am I holding this gun and axe?
Do exploding pacemakers cause heart attacks?
Will Mr. Bean ever get his fill
Or will he just keep on telling me to kill?
Hey, don't you gimme that look!
You never had what it took
I took the beef and I beefed it up
You sat and whined while I took the cup of gold
You're getting old
When you see my face you better fold
Take this mop and shove it, boy
Cause it's the only way you'll be employed!

I am known as the Beef Bastard
Everyone knows I'm the ultimate master
I am known as the Beef Bastard
Everyone else is a walking disaster
I am known as the Beef Bastard
Think you're fast? Well I know I'm faster!
I am known as the Beef Bastard
Everyone knows I'm the ultimate master
Beef Bastard!

[Shmorky]
Well, I'm Shmorky! Eatin' porky
Whitey rapping sure sounds dorky
Got a girl… she's a Double D!
I slap her on the butt dressed as a bumblebee

I eat paste, all damn day
I was in a Shakespeare play
I sit down on a Lazy Susan
Spin around like Tommy, crusin'
Bong bong, bing bing
I get payed to play with my thing
I zip out, zip in, zip up, begin
Room with a moose, Jay Leno's chin
Ambulance, Enron, Pee Wee, Pokémon
Bulbasaur, Pikachu, Jigglypuff, they choose you!
And I can't think of anymore to say

[Chorus: Neil]
TV says doughnuts are high in fat, kazoo
Found a hobo in my room
It's Princess Leia, the yodel of life
Give me my sweater back or I'll play the guitar!

[Aaron]
One-fifty-one Pokémon on the run
Suzuki-san is a formation of a bun
And a veggie burger with tsukemono
Jay-Jay has flown away with Sonny Bono

To the afterlife to visit Barney Fife
And to see Pero's screenshots of his wife
Named Chris Benoit, wearing a pretty dress
Saying “Watashi wa animutation ga suki desu."

Do the Mario! Isty-bitsy hockey
Lipsnot is not magic like a monkey
Captain Lou body-slams a rubber duckie
Just like in the match of Earth vs. Funky

Lucky Lucky nice to Mewtwo
I need tea for two, how about you
Mr. Coldheart, or should I say Professor?
It looks like Lesko got revenge on my dresser

[Zander]
Props to Neil, he's the real deal
His friends all call him Mr. Popiel
He's the computer geek who doesn't shower for a week
His looks are hot, his clothes are chic

He singlehandedly changed the face of the net
He's an online semi-celebrity you won't forget
He stormed onto the scene like a raging thunder
His seizure inducing flag says “Mr. Gahbunga.”

[Toxic]
Hey kids!
[?] Pokémon [?]
Get ready to rumble!
[?] Hello Kitty [?]
Colin Mochrie!

[Chorus: Neil]
TV says doughnuts are high in fat, kazoo
Found a hobo in my room
It's Princess Leia, the yodel of life
Give me my sweater back or I'll play the guitar!

There you have it, that's the game
One-fifty-one, we can all be the same
I'm sure that it's been appetizing
With all the subliminal advertising

This has been a celebration
Animutation fans across the nation in formation
Raise their hands in dedication
To the crazy-flashing-psychopathic-happy-dancing-super-magic-power-mega-ultra-kitschy Hyakugojyuuichi

Nine out of ten sociopaths agree
You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi
From the Moch to the Rie to the Pee to the Wee
Just take it from me, MC NC
You won't believe your eyes, you'll go insane
I mean, what's up with that plastic plane?
You're an idiot if you disagree
You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi