Neil Cicierega
Captain Planet
[Intro: Captain Planet and Planeteers (Neil Cicierega)]
Earth, Fire, Wind, Water, Heart, go Planet!
By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!
[Chorus: Neil Cicierega]
Captain Planet, he's our hero
Gonna take pollution down to zero
He's our powers magnified
And he's fighting on the planet's side
Captain Planet, he's our hero (he's our hero)
Gonna take pollution down to zero
Gonna help him put asunder
Bad guys who like to loot and plunder
[Collision: Captain Planet and Villain (Neil Cicierega)]
You'll pay for this, Captain Planet!
No I won't! Screw you!
[Verse: Planeteers (Neil Cicierega)]
We're the planeteers — you can be one too
'Cause saving our planet is the thing to do
Looting and polluting is not the way
Hear what Captain Planet has to say!
[Outro: Captain Planet (Neil Cicierega)]
The power is mine!