Neil Cicierega
The John Kimble Rap
Hi
My name is
What?
My name is
Who?
My name is
Detective John Kimble!
Hi
My name is
What?
My name is
Who?
My name is
Detective John Kimble!
Now, I’m going to ask you a bunch of questions
And I’d like them answered immediately
Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
Hey, I’m a police officer
You think you know best?
You’re a fucking choir boy compared to me! A choir boy!
You lack discipline
Discipline
Discipline
Hahahahahah!
Well I’ve got news for you
You are mine now!
You belong to me!
Fuck you, asshole
Shut up!
Now!
Put that cookie down!
Now!
Stop it!