You know that I am called the Count
Because I really love to f**k
Sometimes I sit and f**k all day
But sometimes I get carried away

I f**k slowly, slowly, slowly getting faster
Once I start in f**king it's very hard to stop
Faster, faster, it is so exciting
I could f**k forever, f**k until I drop
1! 2! 3! 4! 1-2-3-4, 1-2-3-4
1-2, I love f**king whatever the amount
1-2-3-4, hey, ey, ey, ey, hey, ey, ey, ey
1-2-3-4, 1-2, that's the song of the Count

I f**k the spiders on the wall...
I f**k the cobwebs in the hall...
I f**k the candlеs on the shelf...
When I'm alonе, I f**k myself

I f**k slowly, slowly, slowly getting faster
Once I start in f**king it's very hard to stop
Faster, faster, it is so exciting
I could f**k forever, f**k until I drop
1! 2! 3! 4! 1-2-3-4, 1-2-3-4
1-2, I love f**king whatever the amount
1-2-3-4, hey, ey, ey, ey, hey, ey, ey, ey
1-2-3-4, 1-2, that's the song of the Count
F**k