Where'd you go
When you were done?
I'd like to know
What you've become

Your biggest fan
Awake at dawn
I cry, I stand
On your front lawn

It's plain to see
You're scared of me
But that's not how it's supposed to be

When you're the reason
I'm in town
And every piece
Of mind you put down…

Don't you know I think that you're the cat's meow?
Where's the tiger now? Where's the tiger now?

Bill Watterson, can't you hear me?
Bill Watterson, please don't fear me
Don't treat me like I have rabies
I only wanna have your babies