[Intro]
Christmas day, stuck in the seventies
Play all day with your Scalectrics
Oh my God, I got a tomahawk
How sweet life can be

[Verse 1]
No X-Box and no computers
We just used our imagination
A leather football was perfection
What more could you want?
Sleep through the Queen's speech
'Cause it means nothing to me
Zulu's on, the Milk Tray's out
So it must be love

[Chorus]
The ghost of Christmas has come [x2]

[Verse 2]
Hot Wheels on the dinner table
Too much sherry with mum unstable
She's acting like Evil Knievel
Oh yes, I am blessed
Drink some sparkling wine
Watch Morecambe and Wise
Christmas Top of the Pops
Thank God, the world has stopped
[Chorus] [x4]