[Verse 1]
What the hell is wrong with me?
I'm not who I want to be
I tried spot cream and i tried it all i'm crawling up the wall!

[Chorus]
What's my name?
Name
Name

[Verse 2]
I tried to join a ping-pong club
Sign on the door said all full up!
I got nicked, fighting in the road
An' the judge didn't even know

[Chorus]
What's my name?
Name
Name

[Verse 3]
Dad got pissed so i got clocked
Couldn't hear the tannoy so he lost the lot
Offers Mum a bribe through the letter box
Drives you fucking mad
[Chorus]
What's my name?
Name
Name

[Verse 4]
Now i'm round the back of your house at night
Peeping in the window - are you sleeping tight?
I laugh at your locks with my celloid strip
And you won't know who came

[Outro]
What's my name?
Name
Name
What's my name?
Name
Name