[Verse 1]
You've been this way since school
Dysfunctional, translucent
Royalty on your wall
So desperately mundane

[Pre-Chorus 1]
They're inbred baby just like you
But you'd love the chance to eat their food
Even though it has been chewed

[Chorus 1]
Royal correspondent
Sad and lonely
Royal correspondent
Kills her daily

[Verse 2]
Dream of the Daily Mail
It is the Holy Grail
And then the BBC
Your life would be complete

[Pre-Chorus 2]
Build a fountain, wash away the poor
Just as long as your motives are pure
Hold on tight or you just might lose her
[Chorus 2]
Royal correspondent
Wears their Sunday best
Royal correspondent
Smarter than the rest

[Outro]
Royal correspondent, smarter than the rest
Royal correspondent, smarter than the rest
Royal correspondent, smarter than the rest
Royal correspondent, smarter than the rest
Smarter than the rest