[ALL]
Goodbye twelve
Goodbye thirteen
Hello love

[MAGGIE]
Why do I pay for all those lessons?
Dance for Gran'ma! Dance for Gran'ma!

[BEBE]
My God, that Steve McQueen's reall sexy
Bob Goulet out
Steve McQueen in!

[CASSIE]
You cannot go to the movies
Until you finish your homework

[AL]
Wash the car

[MIKE]
Stop pickin' your nose

[MAGGIE]
Oh, darling, you're not old enough to wear a bra
You've got nothing to hold it up
[MARK]
Locked in the bathroom with Peyton Place

[VAL]
Tits! When am I gonna grow tits?

[BOBBY]
If Troy Donahue could be a movie star
Then I could be a movie star

[JUDY]
Little brat
That's what my sister was
A little brat
And that's why I shaved her head
I'm glad I shaved her head
But then my father lost his job
So we had to leave El Paso
And we wound up in St. Louis, Missouri
While it was the furthest thing from my mind
To be a dancer, but my mother would embarrass me
So when she'd come to pick me up at school
With all those great big yellow rollers in her hair
No matter how much I'd beg her and she'd say
"What are you, ashamed of your own mother?"
But the thing that made my Mommy laugh so much
Was when I used to jump and dance around the living room...
[MAGGIE]
Please take this message
To Mother from me
Carry it with you
Across the blue sea

[AL]
Dad would take Mom to Roseland
She'd come home with her shoes on her hand

[MAGGIE]
"Mother, oh Mother, wherever I go"

[DIANA]
Mama fat
Always in the kitchen cooking all the time

[MAGGIE]
"Your Maggie is missin' you so"

[SHEILA]
Darling, I can tell you now
Your father went through life with an open fly

[MAGGIE]
"Mother, oh Mother, wherever I go"
[VAL]
Tits! Where are my tits?

[CASSIE]
Listen to your mother
Those stage and movie people got there
Because they're special

[MAGGIE]
"Your Maggie is missin' you so"

[GREG]
You take after your father's side of the family
The ugly side

[PAUL]
Wait until your father gets home

[DON]
Swear to God and hope to die