I'm watchin' Sis go pitterpat
Said "I can do that
I can do that."
Knew ev'ry step right off the bat
Said "I can do that
I can do that."

One morning Sis won't go to dance class
I grabbed her shoes and tights and all
But my foot's too small, so
I stuffed her shoes with extra socks
Run seven blocks
In nothin' flat
Hell, I can do that
That I can do