[Intro: Vincent Cassel & Merry Men]
Ta, da, da, da, da, da, whoo

[Verse 1: Vincent Cassel, Merry Men]
I steal from the rich and give to the needy
He takes a wee percentage
But I'm not greedy
I rescue pretty damsels, man, I'm good
What a guy

[Bridge: Vincent Cassel]
Ha-ha, Monsieur Hood
Break it down

[Verse 2: Vincent Cassel, Merry Men]
I like an honest fight and a saucy little maid
What he's basically saying is he likes to get paid
So when an ogre in the bush grabs a lady by the tush
That's bad
That's bad, that's bad, that's really, really, bad
When a beauty's with a beast it makes me awfully mad
He's mad, he's mad, he’s really, really, mad
Now I'll take my blade and ram it through your hearts
Keep your eyes on me, boys
'Cause I'm about to striiiiiii— oof
[Interlude: Cameron Diaz]
He yah
Man, that was annoying
Oh, you little—

[Outro: Merry Men]