[Verse 1]
No more maybes
Your baby's got rabies
Sitting on a ball
In the middle of the Andes

[Pre-Chorus]
Yeah-eah, I'm a freak of nature
Yeah-eah, I'm a freak

[Chorus]
If only I could be as cool as you
As cool as you

[Post-Chorus]
Body and soul, I'm a freak I'm a freak
Body and soul, I'm a freak I'm a freak

[Verse 2]
Try to be different
Well get a different disease
Seems it's in fashion
To need the coldsore cream

[Pre-Chorus]
Yeah-eah, I'm a freak of nature
Yeah-eah, I'm a freak
[Bridge]
I don't really know
How to put on a 'cool' show
As boring as they come
Just tell me where to go

[Chorus]
If only I could be as cool as you
As cool as you
As cool as you
As cool as you

[Post-Chorus]
Body and soul, I'm a freak I'm a freak
Body and soul, I'm a freak I'm a freak

[Guitar Solo]

[Post-Chorus]
Body and soul, I'm a freak I'm a freak
Body and soul, I'm a freak I'm a freak

[Outro]
Freak
Freak
Freak
Freak