[Intro: Heath Mcnease]
Wanna make your daddy angry?
You should date a rapper
Wanna make your daddy angry?
You should date a rapper
Wanna impress your friends?
(laughs) Rapper
Wanna make your daddy angry? (yeah)

Wanna make your mama cry?
Come home with a rapper
Wanna make your mama cry?
Come home with a rapper
Wanna embarrass yourself?
(laughs) Rapper
Wanna make your mama cry? (yeah)

[Verse 1: Heath Mcnease]
Get with a dude so self-absorbed
He don't tour with no one else
No one else important like a rapper
A dude so self-conscious he makes eight mixtapes a year just to prove that he a rapper
Misogynist bars but you talk 'bout his mom or his sister he sound like a pastor
Manipulate a crowd
Make 'em think he ain’t got it like that while his wallet getting fatter
Just 'cause he sing don’t be thinking this dude is a singer
This dude is a rapper
And just cause he sing 'bout his feelings don't think he got feelings
This dude is a rapper
He's shirtless on Instagram smoking a blunt
Don't be fooled by his spiritual captions
Dude is a rapper
Rapper's a sociopath
That's an accident waiting to happen

Girls form a line to the left
Dudes form a line to the right
And we can take picture if you want to
‘less you got a job I ain't 'bout that life

Girls form a line to the left
Dudes form a line to the right
But if your cellphone ain’t in your mama's name
Ain't no autograph just wave bye

Dudes form a line to the right
Girls form a line to the left
I ain’t ‘bout to take a squad pose picture with your man
You can think of something else

Girls form a line to the left
Dudes form a line to the right
Dudes form a line to the right
Line to the right
Line to the right
[Bridge: Heath Mcnease]
We gon’ do ‘em like Homestar Runner (runner runner)
Homestar Runner (runner ah)
Homestar Runner (runner runner)
Homestar Runner (runner ay)
Homestar Runner (runner runner)
Homestar Runner (runner ay)
Homestar Runner (runner runner)
Homestar Runner
Keyes!

[Verse 2: Heir Jordan]
Send a text he gon’ pick you up at five
But he’s really just pulling out the drive
He a rapper
Dinner with your parents is tonight
He can’t even tie his tie
He a rapper
Said he’s influenced by the Ramones
But he’s only got Drake on his phone
He a rapper
Hit you up and ask you for a loan ‘cause he need a new camera for his drone
He a actor
Karaoke night with your tings
Doing Kanye with a mouth full of wings
He a rapper
Phone rings didn’t even hear you sing
But he’ll still tell you that you did your thing
He a rapper
He’s not following trends just expanding his brand
He a rapper
Everybody’s his friend ‘til his Kickstarter ends
You’re a backer
You just logging in
All your notifications from him
He a rapper
He gon’ tell you again he won’t forget you after he win
He a rapper
He’s honest and open he’s shown and he’s woke and he knows it
He a rapper
Talkin’ embolstered but soon as his ego is broken
He ghost, he be Casper
[Bridge: Heath Mcnease]
Wanna make your daddy angry?
You should date a rapper
Wanna make your daddy angry?
You should date a rapper
Wanna make your mama cry?
Come home with a rapper
Wanna make your mama cry?
Rapper

[Outro: Heath Mcnease]
We gon’ do ‘em like Homestar Runner (runner runner)
Homestar Runner (runner ay)
Homestar Runner (runner runner)
Homestar Runner (runner ay)
Homestar Runner (runner runner)
Homestar Runner (runner ay)
Homestar Runner (runner runner)
Homestar Runner