[Hook]
My name's Dude but y'all call me Lebowski
I'm just worried you can't do this without me
With the dope rug that ties my room together
A la la (check 1,2)
A la la la la

[Verse 1]
(Goes likes this)
Yeah
Heavens to Murgatroyd
Why this burger joint look like it's purgatory
Nerd ahoy a whole bunch of Urkel boys
All loitering and wonder why they unemployed
Watching Tess of the d'Urbervilles
On BBC3 got you lookin' hurt for real
So N.E.R.D. like you were Pharell
But no Pusha T or Malice to assert themselves
And it's an [?]
To garner your attention with a Marmaduke impression
But honestly your mama do it better
But promise you won't tell her I don't want you to upset her
I could tell you more but I don't wanna ruin dinner
To infinity beyond a surly [?]
Call spewing venom but I call it too inventive
For the fallen few to get it
Y'all done brought it to attention
[Hook]
My name's Dude but y'all call me Lebowski
I'm just worried you can't do this without me
With the dope rug that ties my room together
A la la
A la la la la

[Verse 2]
People tell me that I'm well-endowed
With a brain that was chained to a jealous mouth
In exchange for the fame, there'll be zealots out
With big foreheads evangelizing hella loud
And I'mma tell about the birds and bees
Coax surreptitious entries and murder sprees
What goes where they so virgin-y
Curdled scream, Langston called that deferrent dreams
History books are full of broken folks
Diggin' turnips in their dope wooden overcoats
Sense circuit overload
The dark day fill my crevice
And then Ben Dover overdosed
But it made a dope poster though
And it brought us all together here regardless of our postal code
But you probably wouldn't know it though
Too busy playing Call of Duty on your mobile phone
[Hook]
My name's Dude but y'all call me Lebowski
I'm just worried you can't do this without me
With the dope rug that ties my room together
A la la
A la la la la