[Heath McNease]
I was on Facebook taking a random quiz
To find out which character I am from the cast of Friends
After ten minutes of [?] music I said answer me and it didn’t reply
(Could you be any more Chandler Bing?)
Cause I’ll roll up anybody rethinking I ain’t Joey Tribbiani
Drake Ramoray in the flesh
At Central Perk and sippin’ Coffee
If y’all some haters thinking we ain’t doppelgängers
Y’alls arms about to take a break like Ross and Rachel
How you doin’?

[Isaac Knox]
I posted that I’m ready for Friday
And didn’t noticed that I ended it “y-a”
And then some old friend that I met in the 9th grade suggested corrections
I said “I SPELL MY WAY”
(Thought you know how to use vowels?)
Of course I do
I’ll put two rounds on you now
You’ll look like an umlaut
I’ll rewrite the typo
Then you d-i-e like woah
I’ll meet you at the old McDonald’s
E-i-e-i-o
[Hook]
Yo, my crew is all down to ride
And walk in like we own the place
You though that I’d run and hide
I’ll tell you what’s real to your face
What you gonna do about it? (So?)
What you gonna do about it?
What you gonna do about it? (So?)
What you gonna do about it?

[Heir Jordan]
I’m the king of model train sets, sucka
Every train enthusiast salutin’ the conductor
I see you hatin’, blowin’ steam
Quit your talking
(The best brand is Lionel!)
Nah homie, it’s Bachmann
Your paintwork is shoddy
Your trees look a mess
The only use for your caboose is to beat you to death
If you postin’ on my forum, best be choosin’ your words
And the conductor’s bout to make you chew chew on a curb

[Jonathon Hugo Hunt]
Almost took my head and split it
When I saw the Metacritic
[?] that these Star Wars fans ain’t gettin’ wit’ it
So I wrote a blog about it
People in the comments doubt it
Saying The Last Jedi is a bomb and
(I am not about it!)
Did they not see Kyle in his high-waisted, fly greatness?
I just sent an angry tweet
I guess that I’ll save it
Or maybe we’ll box off in the dojo
I’ll drop you so low like the box office for Solo
[Hook]
Yo, my crew is all down to ride
And walk in like we own the place
You though that I’d run and hide
I’ll tell you what’s real to your face
What you gonna do about it? (So?)
What you gonna do about it?
What you gonna do about it? (So?)
What you gonna do about it?

[Sam Hammersley]
You say assigned seats are better
Cause you mad you in the last spot
But I say first class defines the haves and the have-nots
Back of the Southwest line
Steamed while I come aboard
Cause I’m the one that checked in
At t-minus 24
So walk on down the aisle
While you pass my seat
Wondering exactly who these
Free Daps guys be
You can’t rap like me
You can’t pack like me
I got two hands to rumble with
Cause bags fly free
[Hook]
Yo, my crew is all down to ride
And walk in like we own the place
You though that I’d run and hide
I’ll tell you what’s real to your face
What you gonna do about it?
What you gonna do about it?
What you gonna do about it?
What you gonna do about it?