[Intro]
Better leave out my name
Don’t at me

[Heath McNease]
The Office is the best show ever
Don’t @ me
Michael Scott is the best boss
Don’t @ me
Parks and Rec is almost best but it settles for second
That’s a fact, don’t @ me
But I’d rather live in Pawnee, Indiana
Than have to grow up in Scranton, Pennsylvania
Cause at least the nightlife is poppin’
Snakehole Lounge is boppin’
And I mean...Ron Swanson
Don’t @ me
Laurel over Yanny don’t @ me
Potter over Twilight don’t @ me
Hermione over Bella and
Lebron over Stephen
And nothing over Jessica in Seventh Heaven don’t @ me
Dawson’s Creek over One Tree Hill
Charmed over Gilmore Dill
Don’t @ me
Sideshow Bob over Bob that builds
2% over nonfat milk
Don’t @ me
[Heir Jordan]
[?] are better than Walmart
Don’t @ me
Killmonger over T’Challa don’t at me
Nutella’s garbage don’t at me
Steve Harvey Show over Martin don’t @ me
Florida’s not that bad a state don’t @ me
Citizen Kane ain’t that great don’t @ me
Traffic was fine you just late don’t @ me
Rollerblades better than skates don’t @ me
I really like the new Weezy don’t @ me
Takeover better than Ether don’t @ me
Those who put money on free parking while playing Monopoly is some cheaters don’t @ me
With the food that you get and the prices you pay and the size of the patties, the fries, and the taste
Compared to Shake Shack or Five Guys any day
In-N-Out’s just ok don’t @ me

[Hook]
If you put that circle ‘round that A
I might bring my circle ‘round you aye
Everybody got something to say
If you disagree with me, better leave out my name

Don’t a-a-a-a-at me
You won’t a-a-a-a-at me
Ain’t gon’ a-a-a-a-at me
[?]
Better leave out my name
[Isaac Knox]
Uh, cupcakes and cakes taste like different things don’t @ me
Real talk Tim Horton’s over Krispy Kream donut me
I won’t lose a race in Need For Speed: Hot Pursuit don’t @ me
The worst smoothie place is easily Jamba Juice don’t @ me
I bet when they were storyboarding
American Horror Story
They got in the laboratory
And made sure the boring oratories
Only written for the 14-year-old
When they’re sorta gory
Use a fish-eye lens and filters
Every form of corny
Then perform it poorly
But they did a great job with OJ don’t @ me

[Jonathan Hugo Hunte]
The Knicks are the best in the league don’t @ me
Porzingis is resting his knee don’t @ me
Jackie Chan over Jet Lee don’t @ me
I don’t watch Dragon Ball Z don’t @ me
Aniston over Jolie don’t @ me
Mofongo’s better than beans don’t @ me
I don’t think gluten's a thing don’t @ me
I’ve never seen Lord of the Rings don’t at me
Michelle Obama is a g
Lemonade over ice tea
Havarti’s the best type of cheese
I don’t bless you when you sneeze
And I like The Godfather part 3 don’t @ me
Stranger Things season 2
I’m happy Nancy and Steve are through
And if I’m speaking true
I think that Jonathan’s the one that she needs to choose don’t @ me
[Sam]
Hamilton is great when they sing instead of rap don’t @ me
Spanish is the best but their grammar’s pretty whack
No me arrobas
I’ll take Beach Boys over Beatles
Neo and Morpheus need some more sequels
I love every theme park but Christmas is hella lit
Every time I go to SeaWorld don’t @ me
If you need goggles to go on a ride
Then you probably shouldn’t go on it (don’t @ me)
Your simulators and 3D rides don’t hold a candle to animatronics (don’t @ me)
I’d rather it be a small world after all than have movie screens making me vomit (don’t @ me)
Optimus Prime get me off of this ride
And give me some E.T. robotics (phone home)

[Hook]
If you put that circle ‘round that A
I might bring my circle ‘round you aye
Everybody got something to say
If you disagree with me, better leave out my name

Don’t a-a-a-a-at me
You won’t a-a-a-a-at me
Ain’t gon’ a-a-a-a-at me
[?]
Better leave out my name