[Verse 1: Heath McNease]

Got my Chipotle burrito [?] bro
Pain white rice, no cilantro
Double chicken, half black, half pinto beans
Hot sauce, light sour cream
I told them I don’t want that beef steak
I want that pollo that’s to' into pieces
Guac on the side, large cup of Sprite
Talk to your wife
Hold this L while she hold my carnitas
I said I wanted seconds and they told me somebody having another one was out of the question
They told me it was physically impossible for the human stomach to expand enough for proper ingestion
Oh, you think I’ll get bloated?
You think I’ll tap out on the heat of the moment?
Well I put y’all on notice

[Hook: Heath McNease]
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Eat as much as I want from Chipotle
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[Verse 2: Sam Hammersley]
My new girlfriend asked me to come over, meet her family
Cause they celebratin' Passover
Her little brother and his little friends from middle school
Are sittin' on the couch playin' Super Smash Brothers
So I sat in between 'em placed my cash in the seat and then I grabbed my Luigi waved, dashed, and I beat 'em
Then I passed a salute to her dad while I'm leaving
[Hook: Sam Hammersley]
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Walk out holding two Gamecube controllers
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[Verse 3: Isaac Knox]
Speaking of Henry
Those DC film entries made him the Man of Steel
My money is not really funny
No more of my cash you're reeling from me
That's a lot of fan failures
I won't fall for how you promote it
(Hey, did you see that Aquaman trailer?)
Let me see? Oh

[Hook: Isaac Knox]
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3D, IMAX, popcorn, and soda
Take my money
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[Verse 4: Jonathon Hugo Hunte]
Speaking of Aquaman
When it comes to swimming they look at me
And say that he's not the man
But I got a plan
Once I put on these floaties
Start floating slowly falling off the land
Now the wave that I'm flowing they'll say I'm Mamoa
My arms are always masterful rowers
I top these waves like I'm Noah
[Hook: Jonathon Hugo Hunte]
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I'mma part the waters like I'm Moses
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[Verse 5: HeirJordan]
I'm bingeing it up on The Office
This season on Netflix is crack
"Are you still watching The Office?"
What kinda question is that?
I know I got work in an hour
And still need to iron my shirt and then shower
Stoppin' right now I'll be labeled a coward
Michael Scott, bear me your power cause I need to quote it

[Hook: HeirJordan]
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If I show up late, I get demoted
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[Outro: HeirJordan and Isaac Knox]
Ya, uh
> I was disappointed when I voted
It's the midterms tho
(Henry Cavill arm guns reloaded)
Man, I'm done with Twitter
Way to meme
(Henry Cavill arm guns reloaded)
I just need to be single
Wait, who's she?
(Arm guns reloaded)
I shouldn't go out, I got an essay to write (Reloaded)
My Starbucks card (Reloaded)
Man, I think I'm gonna quit smoking
Ah, man, good for you, man! If you need help with that, let me know we've got a whole support system for you
Man, that really means a lot
I know it's a tough thing to do, so
Thanks man
Good for you
Thanks