[Intro: Jonathan Hugo Hunte]
Hey, what’s up?
It’s your boy Bounce Veranda from the eastside of that neighborhood
Your neighborhood, playboy
With Junior Barsity
We’re about to tear it up inside this bounce house
Players, do you feel me?

[Verse 1]
[Heir Jordan]
In my bounce house, you know I’m jumpin’
In my bounce house, I’ve got a toaster oven
In my bounce house, I have cable
Big bathtub and my own craft table

[Isaac Knox]
My bounce house, servin' plates of sushi
In my bounce house, I’ve seen like eighty booties
My bounce house, they should make a movie
About my bounce house, what’s Scorcese doing?

[Heath McNease]
In my bounce house, I’m eatin' peanut butter
(Who that right there?) Man, that’s Gina's brother
Remember when she told me we should meet each other?
Well earlier today, we went to Chuck E. Cheese together
[Heir Jordan]
Amen, boy
It’s so spacious

[Hook]
In my bounce house, bounce house
Everybody wanna get a bounce house
My bounce house, bounce house
Everybody comin’ in the bounce house
My bounce house, bounce house
Everybody run up in the bounce house
In my bounce house, bounce house
Bounce house, bounce house

[Verse 2]
[Isaac Knox]
And that’s just the first floor, we ain’t scratched the surface
We got pediatric nurses if you have insurance
It’s no fair, got a fair with a Ferris wheel
(It fell over!) In that case, we have a carousel

[Heath McNease]
I’m sippin’ lean in my house of bounces
(How much it weigh?) A thousand pound-ses
Fell asleep, woke up in a bouncy new Bugatti
(Why yo house a pyramid?) Illuminati
[Heir Jordan]
Bounce house livin’, got no regrets
Had dinner with the president, Oprah’s next
Got wires all around, but they don’t connect
And then your mama came over and almost broke her neck
(Oh no!)

[Bridge: Jimmy Ventura]
In my bounce house (Tell ‘em, Jimmy)
You wouldn’t believe the things (Ventura!)
A Vitamin Water pool
With a golden rope swing
The cast of Dawson’s Creek (Was that Pacey?)
And a butler named Klaus
In my bounce house
Is another bounce house

[Hook]

[Verse 3]
[Heath McNease]
This house is real, no silicone
Filled to the brim with the real deal holyfield helium
Christina Milian was all up in the middle of it just about a week ago
And every brother really wanted time for the double jump
Rickety parts, ain’t allowed without a harness, I’mma get a gun
And shoot up every single solitary article or particle of matter now, tryna get it done
[Heir Jordan]
Wanna bounce, better get a move on
But don’t even think of leaving your shoes on
Having tea parties, sipping oolong
Somebody pass that Grey Poupon
We bouncin’, we strugglin’
We bouncin’, we hustlin’
Got a lion, a tiger, a bison, a viper
And we’re still gonna put more stuff in

[Isaac Knox]
Developing developments of bounce houses
Downtown is now our projects
I started a couple of apartments 'til I found that it’s too complex
Come and get it, I just put in basements
Better get your money, here comes an invasion
But ever since the price went up, they been hatin'
They don’t know I gotta adjust for inflation

[Bridge 2: Jimmy Ventura]
In my bounce house
I’m always on my grind
It’s a tourism attraction
With a highway sign
We revitalize the town
And the whole economy
It’s kind of a big deal
So please bounce responsibly

[Outro: Jonathan Hugo Hunte]
Hey, Junior Barsity
That was a bouncy hit, man
We just havin' fun
Aye, little girl
You better not be in here right now
We’re recording a hit
Hey, what do you got that thing for?
Hey, you better—
You better stop—
You better put that—