Oh my mom doesn't know about me
That's because I don't tell her a goddamned thing
Lying... Kind of...
Oh she'll never know
No she won't, never will, because I'll just sing...

Na na na...

Oh my brother always crosses his t's
That's because he is a better guy than me
Less than... Kind of...
Oh he'll never know...
No he won't, never will, because I'll just say...

Na na na...

And I'm not necessarily saying that I hate myself
But I wouldn't exactly invite me over for dinner...