[Verse 1]
Whatever happened to Sport Chalet?
It was just here like yesterday
I have a soft spot in my heart for quality hockey gear

Feeling like things in my past are lost
Hope that I'm getting my point across
Look, the bottom line is I find I'm v nostalgic for inconsequential stuff

[Chorus]
But my mom says
"Don't waste you energy
On little things
Like brand name hockey pads
Plus you're from L.A
Never played hockey once in your life."
I don't care
Mom, put me on to that proverbial ice

[Verse 2]
A swim in the ocean gets me clean
Boys on the ice are setting screens
Nothing could make me happier than a sport that I've never known

Take me away from what I've learned
I'll throw on some skates and get a turn
I have a life time membership online to area Big Fives

[Chorus]
But my mom says
"Don't waste you energy, Hen
On little things
Like brand name hockey pads
Plus you're from LA, from LA
Never played hockey once in your life."
I don't care, no...
Mom, put me on to that proverbial...

Ice, ice, ice, yeah

[Outro]
But my mom says
"Don't waste you energy, Hen
On little things, little things
Like brand name hockey pads
Plus you're from LA, from LA
Never played hockey once in your life."
I don't care, no...
Mom, put me on
Mom put me on to that proverbial...

Ice, ice, ice, yeah