[Verse 1]
I'm a nice and funny guy
Didn't mean to make you cry
Now I feel so bad
For making you feel bad
I never meant to do that

[Chorus]
So I would appreciate some kind of apology
'Cause I feel so bad for making you feel bad, honey
I'd never do that on purpose, I'm nice and I'm funny
I'm a guy, guy, guy, guy

[Verse 2]
Put yourself into my shoes, baby
I write conscientious tunes
Plus, I could never do something malicious, that's absurd
Aren't you impressed that I used that word?

[Chorus]
But I would appreciate some kind of apology
'Cause I feel so bad for making you feel bad, honey
I'd never do that on purpose, I'm a nice and a funny
Guy, guy, guy, guy

[Bridge]
Listen to yourself right now, you sound like you were just born
But you weren't, you are a big boy, time to fucking act like one
All your logic sounds ridiculous, so listen to me, Hen
You need to just sit right down and try
But you won't
'Cause you're a guy, please

[Chorus]
I am the one who should be receiving an apology
'Cause you made me feel bad first according to chronology
Your story doesn't even add up, oh god, oh buddy
But I get it 'cause you're a guy, guy, guy, guy
Guy, guy, guy, guy