I get a certain thrill
From every falling snowflake
Or an ice shift that causes
A catastrophic earthquake
I get a happy chill
From the crush of avalanches
And whither the trees with a thousand breaking branches

Because you crossed my path
You’ll feel Stormella’s wrath!
And now I shall release my stormy masterpiece
I’ll bury that old gizzard in a wizard of a blizzard
And it’s because
I hate Santa Claus! That cheerful Santa Claus!

That joyful toyful
And oh so merry
If you ask me, unextraordinary
I hate Santa Claus
Yes, I hate Santa Claus!

What’s with that Ho! Ho! Ho!
And his jolly disposition
Giving toys to girls and boys
I must ruin his merry mission!
I’m just getting warm
With the havoc that I’ll cause
When I blow my wicked storm
And crash that Santa Claus

Oh, because you crossed my path
You’ll feel Stormella’s wrath
And now I shall release my stormy masterpiece
I’ll bury that old gizzard in a wizard of a blizzard
And it’s because
I hate Santa Claus!
That cheerful Santa Claus!

That joyful toyful, and oh so merry
If you ask me an extraordinary
I hate Santa Claus
Yes, I hate Santa Claus!

Oooooh, ooh!

I make all the snow
And he takes all the credit
He steals all of my thunder
And I'll make him regret it!

I've had it, I've had it
And I won't be cheated
'Til he's gone for good
And Santa is defeated
Oh!
Because you crossed my path
You’ll feel Stormella’s wrath
And now I shall release my stormy masterpiece
I’ll bury that old gizzard
In a wizard of a blizzard
And it’s because
I hate Santa Claus!
That cheerful Santa Claus!

That joyful toyful
And oh so merry
If you ask me, unextraordinary
I hate Santa Claus
Yes, I hate Santa Claus!
IIIIII Haaate Saaantaaa Claaauuussss!
I hate him!