Cinabon
The other day, I got a cinanbon
Do you know what a cinnabon is?
Let me explain cinabons for those of you with self-respect who just walk right by shit like that
And have no idea what dudes like me are eating
Becuase the line at cinabon is not a varied group of people
It's not all kinds of folks
Trying out a cinnabon
Its not like there's a skinny chinese and a little dude
And no one is happy on the cinnabon line
No one is like I love these I can't wait
No ones excited to get one
Its all dudes like me or fatterson like "oh fuck I'm getting a cinnabon"
I got to cancel that show too because this is going to be...
Here's what a cinnabon is, let me explain it to you
Is a six foot high cinnamon swirl cake made for one sad fat man
Even if you have a vagina you are a man if you are eating a cinnabon
Mumbles
It's a sticky hot bun and it comes with a little tub of jizzy hot syrup. It's hot cum, there's no way that's not hot cum
How is that not a hot cum
They should call it a fat faggot treat just to make us say that
Because we'll say it, it won't slow us down
We don't give a shit
Hey, give me a fat faggot treat please
Yeah, with a hot cum
Dude I don't care
What do you think I have integrity?
I'm buying a cinnabon right now
I'm buying a Cinnabon...at the airport...I arrived at
You understand why that's extra disgusting, right?
Because when you're at the airport you're leaving from you can say "Oh, I gotta eat. I need some food, because I might be trapped in the sky forever so I should eat right now."
But I've landed. The trip is over. I'm 20 minutes from my house where I got bananas and apples and shit
And I'm sitting on my luggage just fuckin eating a Cinnabon with a fork and knife."
Just ooh
It was a shitty one, too. It was old
But dude, he was about to take it in and close it and I was like I don't know
Give me that, give me that
And he didn't want to sell it
He was like "This is very old don't buy"
I was like dude I am eating that
Thats whats gonna happen next
You decide if we are going to be in the paper tomorrow
But that shit is going to my face
I already made the shitty decision don't ruin it
Just give me the jizz
Uh yes
Just drinking the jizz with my eyes closed
The cinnabon jizz
The big fat faggot that I am
I am, a big fat faggot
Do you know what a cinnabon is?
Let me explain cinabons for those of you with self-respect who just walk right by shit like that
And have no idea what dudes like me are eating
Becuase the line at cinabon is not a varied group of people
It's not all kinds of folks
Trying out a cinnabon
Its not like there's a skinny chinese and a little dude
And no one is happy on the cinnabon line
No one is like I love these I can't wait
No ones excited to get one
Its all dudes like me or fatterson like "oh fuck I'm getting a cinnabon"
I got to cancel that show too because this is going to be...
Here's what a cinnabon is, let me explain it to you
Is a six foot high cinnamon swirl cake made for one sad fat man
Even if you have a vagina you are a man if you are eating a cinnabon
Mumbles
It's a sticky hot bun and it comes with a little tub of jizzy hot syrup. It's hot cum, there's no way that's not hot cum
How is that not a hot cum
They should call it a fat faggot treat just to make us say that
Because we'll say it, it won't slow us down
We don't give a shit
Hey, give me a fat faggot treat please
Yeah, with a hot cum
Dude I don't care
What do you think I have integrity?
I'm buying a cinnabon right now
I'm buying a Cinnabon...at the airport...I arrived at
You understand why that's extra disgusting, right?
Because when you're at the airport you're leaving from you can say "Oh, I gotta eat. I need some food, because I might be trapped in the sky forever so I should eat right now."
But I've landed. The trip is over. I'm 20 minutes from my house where I got bananas and apples and shit
And I'm sitting on my luggage just fuckin eating a Cinnabon with a fork and knife."
Just ooh
It was a shitty one, too. It was old
But dude, he was about to take it in and close it and I was like I don't know
Give me that, give me that
And he didn't want to sell it
He was like "This is very old don't buy"
I was like dude I am eating that
Thats whats gonna happen next
You decide if we are going to be in the paper tomorrow
But that shit is going to my face
I already made the shitty decision don't ruin it
Just give me the jizz
Uh yes
Just drinking the jizz with my eyes closed
The cinnabon jizz
The big fat faggot that I am
I am, a big fat faggot