Merry Christmas...If That's Okay

[Mike]

Let us all now sing our praises to the Lord today!

Although you may not share our beliefs system

Which is perfectly okay!



[Crow]

Maybe you worship an abstract being

That is kind of vague

Or maybe you just worship a guy

Whose name is Greg



[Tom]

Perhaps your religion doesn't include a time called 'Lent'

But whatever your religion is, we support you 100 percent!



[Mike]

So sit around the fire

And have a chestnut roast

Or raise a glass in toast

To Happy Day's Donnie Most!



[Tom]

But if you prefer to eat Indian food

On Christmas Day

I can only shrug my shoulders and say "namaste"

"Namaste!"



[Crow]

Personally I prefer

Turkey, gravy and salad

But let's never forget

All cultures are valid!



[Mike]

So let's have peace on earth

and cut out all the bull.

Let's have a holiday season

that's multicultural



[Crow]

If there's one point we'd like to make

With this festive holiday song



[Tom]

It's that Christmas comes

Just once a year

So for a few days

For crying out loud!



[All]

Can we all just get along?