Where, Oh Werewolf

[Servo]

Hey Susie, what's the matter?



[Crow]

Yeah, Susie. What's wrong?



[Mike]

Oh, nothing. I guess.



[Servo]

Come on, Susie! You can tell us!



[Crow]

Yeah!



[Mike]

Gee, I don't know, girls. Well…okay, it's like this…



[Bots]

Uh-huh…



[Mike]

You know Steve?



[Bots]

UH-HUHHH!



[Mike]

Steve's a werewolf, but he's my guy

He's different from the rest, I don't know why

But my mother and pop, they disapprove

But no one can stop us, for it's true lo-ove.



[Bots]

Huh?



[Mike]

Well, I had to rhyme the two words…



[Servo]

Ah, okay.



[Crow]

Sure, sing.



[Servo]

Got it. Got it. Go ahead.



[Mike]

Where, oh werewolf

I've looked everywhere, wolf

Where, oh where

Where is my werewolf?



Listen up, girls.



Late one night, we drove in his car

To Makeout Point, it wasn't that far



[Servo]

Take the Hiawatha exit, left at the first stop sign.



[Mike]

Well, whose story is this, Carol?



[Servo]

Sorry! Heh heh heh heh!



[Mike]

The moon was full, he pulled me close

I held his paw and I touched his cold nose



[Crow]

That means he's healthy! Hee hee!



[Mike]

But just then his hairy paws caused the wheel to slide!

I screamed! Too late! We hit a tree! He died!



[Bots]

Gee, that's too bad, Susie!



[Mike]

Where, oh werewolf

I've looked everywhere, wolf

Where, oh where

Oh where, oh where, oh where

Is my werewolf?



[Crow]

Werewolf!