[Andy Bernard, spoken]
There's a lot of people I'd like to thank, but I think we all actually want to thank you, Michael

[Michael Scott, spoken]
Oh, thank you

[Andy Bernard, spoken]
I mean we actually really all want to thank you...for everything

Darryl begins to play piano

[Michael Scott, spoken]
Oh my god, something's happening

[Andy Bernard]
9,986,000 minutes
We actually sat down and did the math

[All]
9,986,000 minutes that's how many minutes that you've worked here

[Pam Beesly]
In costumes

[Jim Halpert]
In impressions
[Toby Flenderson]
In meeetings

[Kelly Kapoor & Erin Hannon]
In cups of coffee

[Kevin Malone]
For birthdays

[Stanley Hudson]
More meetings and

[Phyllis Vance & Angela Martin & Meredith Palmer (Unsure)]
Email forwards you made us read

[All]
9,986,000 minutes
That's like watching Die Hard 80,000 times

[Meredith Palmer]
You hit me with your car

[Ryan Howard]
You helped me get off drugs

[Creed Bratton]
I watch you when you sleep
[Oscar Martinez]
I forgive you for kissing me

[All]
Remember to call!

[Darryl Philbin]
Got to remember to call!

[All]
Remember to call!

[Andy Bernard]
Love is a gift from up above!

[Everyone]
Remember to call!

[Kelly Kapoor & Erin Hannon]
Text or call or email or call

[Deangelo Vickers]
Measure! Measure your life in love!

[All]
Remember to call!
Remember to call!
[Deangelo Vickers]
Yeah yeah yeah, you got to remember to call

[All]
Remember to call!

[Michael Scott, to camera]
Yeah, okay. Well, this is gonna hurt like a motherf*****