[Intro: YYYTentacion & CHASETHEMONEY]
I'm not buying you a seal
Why?
Because it's a fucking seal, fuck it just start the beat

[Chorus]
Ayo, bruh
Is you for real?
Let's make a deal
I'll buy you a little pet seal
But you have to go one on one with Shaquille O'Neal

[Verse 1]
First step, take a stepback three
Step two, get a college degree
Third step, beat your meat
Step four, do this big ass worksheet
Then you pull up on a bitch and she give you brain
Then she do the same

[Chorus]
Ayo, bruh
Is you for real?
Let's make a deal
I'll buy you a little pet seal
But you have to go one on one with Shaquille O'Neal