Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Back in Gimmelschtump
I always had to keep it real
Cause when you grow up in Gimmelshtump
Young Heinz: Your childhood is less than ideal!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: So I don't dwell on how I'll crawled my way out of the gutter
No I don't!
When people ask me what I mean, I say
D-D-D-Do I stutter!

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: But I'm no longer a hater
Cause I got an Inator
And a over-complicated scheme
I get a couple of checks
Every month from my Ex
So I can finance my coming regime!

And though my past was a wreck
I won't let it affect
My aspirations to cause mass hysteria
Cause I'm as sure as can be
That it's my destiny
To be the ruler of the Tri-State Area!