[Verse 1]
When they call your name, will you walk right up with a smile on your face?
Will you cower in fear in your favorite sweater with an old love letter?
I wish you would
I wish you would

[Chorus]
Come pick me up
Take me out
Fuck me up
Steal my records
Screw all my friends
They're all full of shit
With a smile on your face
And then do it again
I wish you would

[Verse 2]
When you're walking downtown, do you wish I was there?
Do you wish it was me?
With the windows clear and the mannequins' eyes, do they all look like mine?
I wish you would
I wish you would

[Chorus]
Come pick me up
Take me out
Fuck me up
Steal my records
Screw all my friends
Behind my back
With a smile on your face
And then do it again
I wish you would
[Outro]
I wish you'd make up my bed
So I could make up my mind
Try it for sleeping instead
Maybe you'll rest sometime
Well I wish I could
I wish I fuckin' could
Well I wish I fuckin' could
Harmonica solo!