[Intro]
Venus in sweatpants, that's who you are
And when this mess is over I'll buy you a car
We'll drive that car so fast and so far
All your stupid friends will be left behind

[Verse 1]
Stay away from me
Baby, keep your distance, please
Stay away from me
Words of love in times like these
I'm gonna be with you twenty-four hours a day
Lot of people couldn't stand that, but you can
You'll be with me twenty-four hours a day
What a lucky man I am

[Verse 2]
Stay away from me
Wash your hands but don't touch your face (How do you like that?)
Wash your hands
Don't touch your face, I saw you
Thirty years together and we're still having fun
Once we were two, now we are one
Let's go out and get a burger
You know, when you're done, you're done
[Outro]
Memories of the past
Be kind to one another
Tell her you love her every day
If you're angry about something, let it go
If the kids are frightened, tell 'em not to be afraid
But don't let 'em touch your face
Don't let 'em touch your face