Randy Newman
If I Didn’t Have You
[SULLY]
If I were a rich man
With a million or two
[MIKE]
I'd live in a penthouse
In a room with a view
[SULLY]
And if I were handsome
[MIKE, spoken]
No way!
[SULLY, spoken]
It could happen
(sung)
Those dreams do come true
I wouldn't have nothin' if I didn't have you
Wouldn't have nothin' if I didn't have
Wouldn't have nothin' if I didn't have
Wouldn't have nothin'...
[MIKE]
Can I tell you something?
For years I have envied—
[SULLY, spoken]
You're green with it
[MIKE]
—Your grace and your charm
Everyone loves you, you know?
[SULLY, spoken]
Yes I know, I know, I know
[MIKE]
But I must admit it
Big guy, you always come through
I wouldn't have nothin' if I didn't have you
[BOTH]
You and me together
That's how it always should be
One without the other
Don't mean nothin' to me...
Nothin' to me
[MIKE]
Yeah I wouldn't be nothing (No!)
If I didn't have you to serve
I'm just a punky little eyeball
And a funky optic nerve
Hey, I never told you this
Sometimes I get a little blue
[SULLY, spoken]
Looks good on you
[MIKE]
But I wouldn't have nothin' if I didn't have you
[SULLY, spoken]
Let's dance!
[MIKE, spoken]
Haha!
Look Ma, I'm dancin'! Would you let me lead?
Look at that, it's true, big guys are light on their feet!
Don't you dare dip me, don't you dare dip me, don't you dare dip me!
... Ow, I should've stretched!
[SULLY, sung]
Yes, I wouldn't be nothing, if I didn't have you
[MIKE, spoken]
I know what you mean Sully. Because—
[SULLY, sung]
I wouldn't know where to go
[MIKE, spoken]
Me too. Because I—
[SULLY, sung]
Wouldn't know what to do
[MIKE, spoken]
Why do you keep singin' my part?
[BOTH, sung]
I don't have to say it
[SULLY, spoken]
I'll say it anyway
[MIKE, sung]
'Cause we
[BOTH]
Both know it's true
I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have
I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have
I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have
Wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have... you
[MIKE, spoken]
One more time!
It worked!
[SULLY, sung]
I don't have to say it
[MIKE, spoken]
Where'd everybody come from?
[SULLY]
'Cause we both know it's true
[MIKE, spoken]
Let's take it home big guy
[BOTH]
I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have
I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have
I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have
You
You, you
[MIKE]
A–E–I–O!
[SULLY]
That means you!
[MIKE]
Yeah!