Shoplifters of the World Unite

[Verse 1]
Learn to love me and assemble the ways
Now, today, tomorrow, and always
My only weakness is a list of crimes
My only weakness is well
Nevermind, nevermind. Well...

[Chorus]
Shoplifters of the world
Unite and take over
Shoplifters of the world
Hand it over, hand it over, hand it over

[Verse 2]
Learn to love me and assemble the ways
Now, today, tomorrow, and always
My only weakness is a list of crimes
But last night, the plan for a future war
That was all I saw on Channel Four

[Chorus]
Shoplifters of the world
Unite and take over
Shoplifters of the world
Hand it over, hand it over, hand it over
[Bridge]
Your lifeless hand on my shoulder
A push and it's over
Alabaster crashes down
Six months is a long time
Tried living in the real world
Instead of a shell
But before I began
I was bored before I even began

[Chorus]
Shoplifters of the world
Unite and take over
Shoplifters of the world
Unite and take over
Shoplifters of the world
Take over