[Verse 1]
Spring-heeled Jim winks an eye
He'll "do", he'll never be "done to"
He takes on whoever flew through
"Well, it's the normal thing to do"

[Verse 2]
Spring-heeled Jim lives to love
Now kissing with his mouth full
And his eyes on some other fool
So many women, his head should be spinning

[Bridge]
Ah, but no
Ah, but no
But no
Ah, no

[Verse 3]
Spring-heeled Jim slurs the words
"There's no need to be so knowing
Take life at five times your average speed
Like I do"

[Verse 4]
Until Jim feels the chill, "Oh, where did all the time go?"
Once always in for the kill
Now it's too cold
And he feels too old