[Verse]
Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking when I said
I'd like to smash every tooth in your head
Oh-oh, sweetness, sweetness, I was only joking when I said
By rights you should be bludgeoned in your bed

[Bridge 1]
And now I know how Joan of Arc felt
Now I know how Joan of Arc felt
As the flames rose to her Roman nose
And her Walkman started to melt
(La-da-da-da, laLa-da-da-da)

[Chorus]
Bigmouth la-da-da, da-da, Bigmouth la-da-da-da
Bigmouth strikes again
And I've got no right to take my place
With the human race (Oh, oh, oh-oh)
Bigmouth la-da-da, da-da, Bigmouth la-da-da-da
Bigmouth strikes again
And I've got no right to take my place
With the human race

[Bridge 2]
And now I know how Joan of Arc felt
Now I know how Joan of Arc felt
As the flames rose to her Roman nose
And her hearing aid started to melt
[Chorus]
Oh, da-da-da, Bigmouth la-da-da-dada, Bigmouth la-da-da-da
Bigmouth strikes again
And I've got no right to take my place
With the human race (Oh, la-da, da-da-da)
Bigmouth la-da-da-da, Bigmouth la-da-da-da
Bigmouth strikes again
And I've got no right to take my place
With the human race (Oh, la-da, da-da-da)
Bigmouth la-da-da-da, Bigmouth la-do-da-da
Bigmouth strikes again
And I've got no right to take my place
With the human n-race (Oh, oh, oh)
Bigmouth la-ha-ho, ha-ho, Bigmouth ha-ha-ho-ha
Bigmouth strikes again
And I've got no right to take my place
With the human race (Oh-la-la)

[Outro]
(Mike dropped his stick)
(When you did drop it, near the end? Oh that was great.)