[Verse 1: Charlie White]
Hello, hi
I'm a 2019 guy
I don't need drugs to get high
I have Soylent and wine
I respect girls by
Getting friend-zoned and denied
I think about them and cry
I am totally fine

[Pre-Chorus: Charlie White]
Testosterone's low, feelings high
That's how you know I am truly 2019 Guy

[Chorus: Charlie White]
My dick's not big, my girlfriend fucks my friend
You say I'm down on my luck, I say it's a win-win
'Cause I'm a cuck
And I hope he fucks her good
In a way I wish I could
I just want to watch!

[Verse 2: Charlie White]
Hello, hi
I'm a 2019 guy
I think science is a lie
I am offended online
I'm fragile and shy
I don't really go outside
I don't have friends, that's why
I am offended all the time
[Pre-Chorus: Troy McKubre]
2019
2019
2019

[Chorus: Charlie White & Troy's Girlfriend]
My dick's not big, my girlfriend fucks my friend
You say I'm down on my luck, I say it's a win-win
'Cause I'm a cuck
And I hope he fucks her good
In a way I wish I could
His dick's not big, so I fucked his friend
I say he's down on his luck, he says it's a win-win
'Cause I'm a cuck
And I hope he fucks her good
In a way I wish I could
I just want to watch!

[Outro: Troy McKubre]
2019
2019
2019