I stepped outta the bar and into the street
And there she was standin' there
A sexy momma lookin' so petite
With red lips and jet black hair

I said, "I'm lonely tonight
So you're comin' with me. Oh, honey, lucky you!"
She said, "You're kinda short, but you'll have to do
'Cause tonight I'm lookin' to screw!"

I found a sucker who likes to play
I'll pretend that I love her, until I go away

I'll stick around and bang, until the next best thing
I found a sucker, who'll have my way

We got back to my room
Not foreseeing my doom
And I took off all my clothes
She wasn't messin' around
We were goin' to town
As I pulled down my pantyhose

Then she opened her mouth
She was goin' south
Blood rushed to my head
Sexy sleaze, she was aimin' to please
And I bet she'd be good in bed
I found a sucker, 'cause she likes the meat
You all know a good hummer, just can't be beat
She sure knows how to blow, she takes it nice and slow
That girl's a sucker, ain't that a treat

And it sounds like this
Na na na, na na na, na na na na na
Na na na, na na na, na na na na na
Na na na, na na na, na na na na na
Na na na, na na na, na na na na na

So we're havin' our fun
And she's gettin' it done
And it's feelin' like ecstasy
She says, "Open your eyes
I got a surprise"
And it happened so suddenly

She lifted up to my chin
And she gave me a grin
When I noticed these little fangs
She stuck 'em in my vein
I couldn't bear the pain
She went and ruined everything

That girl's a sucker, I couldn't get away
I tried to convince her, I tried to in vain
I'm still a human being, you can't do this to me
But she's a blood sucker, and I'm her prey
I think vampires aren't real, they don't exist
I'm locked in her arms suffering a deadly kiss
I think vampires aren't real, they don't exist
I'm locked in her arms suffering a deadly kiss

And I'm the sucker now
I'm the sucker now
I'm the sucker now
I'm the sucker now
I'm the sucker now
I'm the sucker now
I'm the sucker now
I'm the sucker now
I'm the sucker now