(alright)

La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
Na na na nanana na na na na nananana naa naa laa laa naa naa laa

Christmas everyone and the fun has just begun, soon Santa will be here
We rehearsed this once or twice and we know it won't be nice but we really just don't care
We drank eggnog with the boys and we talked about the toys that we'd like to get all year
Can you imagine all the shit we don't need but we could get if we just kept the Santa here

(bararabapa)
Grab the chloroform and hide behind the Christmas tree
We'll do our best to make it easy peasy
Don't forget that Santa is immortal and I bet those elves are packing heat (alright)

Alright

We made ourselves a plan and the world won't understand
But in this life we all want more
You can judge us if you like
But you ain't getting a new bike
When the bodies hit the floor
We'll keep him comfortable I swear
We can feed him his reindeer
Keep him healthy making toys
We're all aware this isn't fair
But we've chosen not to share with the other girls and boys
(bararabapa)
We thought it first we know you are just jealous (baapaabapa)
Of our dream you'd all attempt it if you could (papabaaa)
We spent a year planning our atrocious little scheme (uuuuuu)
You spent yours being good

What do you mean he don't exist, that is a lie I must resist
Then who that fuck is leaving toys for all the little girls and boys
You're telling me he isn't real I can't deny the way I feel
It validates me, I don't accept the:
Tooth fairy
Easter bunny
Jesus and Mary
Cher and Sonny
But not old fatty
That isn't funny
There goes my ticket to making money
Hey

Radarada darada darada ra ra ra ra rara
Radarada darada darada ra ra ra ra rara
Damdadamdadamdadam
Radarada darada darada ra ra ra ra rara
Radarada darada darada ra ra ra ra ra
Damdadamdadamdadam
Whuuuuuuuuuuuuuu